may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister,
have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I
don't want to go to Afghanistan.'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great
pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would
have seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to