by boat and one says to the other "I hear that the people of
this country actually eat dogs." "Odd" her companion replies,
"but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans
Nodding emphatically, one of the nuns points to a hot dog vendor and
they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please" she says.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in
foil and hands them over the counter. Excited the companions hurry
to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." One of them opens the
foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her
friend and whispers cautiously "What part did you get?"