A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome
of women are hitting ahead of them from the ladies tee. The ladies are
taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she
hacks it ten feet.
She goes over and misses it completely. Then she hacks it another ten
feet, and finally hacks it another five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I
guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there's the problem... You
should have taken golf lessons instead."