Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border
Paddy , the officer, stopped them and tells them: "It is illegal to put
5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four".
Quattro is just the name of the automobile" the Englishmen retorts
disbelievingly. Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five
"You can not pull that on me" replies Paddy. Quattro means four, You
have five persons in Your car and You are therefore breaking the law"
The Englishmen replies angrily, " You idiot ! Call your supervisor over
I want to speak to someone with more intelligence !"
"Sorry", responds Paddy, " Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a FIAT UNO.